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The way Chris Fleming holds himself when he’s playing an Unlikable Cis Man character is like…… the perfect form of physical comedy
funniest april fools prank ive EVER done…………..ok imagine youre my dad. you walk into the kitchen and your plucky little daughter offers you a mug of orange juice, barely containing her giggles. you look up and see a gallon of orange juice next to a bottle of windex with the cap removed & a thing of epsom salt. you grimace and say, “honey is there anything in this?”. she laughs, looks evasive, and says “noooo…….”. you’re a good and maybe overly-people-pleasing person so you decide to pretend all is well and take the tiniest, tiniest sip of the juice. she immediately laughs and says “APRIL FOOLS!!!”. you run to the sink and spit it out with dramatic flair. shes laughing. you turn all serious now and say “honey i know you like making jokes but cleaning supplies can seriously–” and before you can finish she takes the mug and polishes it off. there was nothing in the mug but juice. i FUCKING got him
can we appreciate that OP’s dad was gonna drink windex just so his daughter’s joke would land?
yeah my dads nice and dumb i love him
people always wondered why one of the gents walking trough heavy rain is the only one who is not soaking wet
(click on the pic for explanation why)
broke: crowley is jealous about the lovers that aziraphale might have had throughout history
woke: crowley isn’t jealous at all - he’s insanely intrigued and every time they get drunk he begs aziraphale to tell the story of how he got each of them into bed and will sometimes interrupt him mid-sentence by saying “i knew that guy!!” followed by a huge grin
Just for the record that’s how I picture it as well. I don’t see how any of them could get jealous when they are both insanely curious AND perfectly know that the bond they share is beyond anything they could have with anyone else.
Aziraphale would just go, straight-up, chinhands, Aaaaw, they must have been special if they were special to you, tell me EVERYTHING
Crowley will gently tease Aziraphale about it all day long, but quietly approves of each and every one of them, and then goes on finding an excuse to make, say, their literature more famous again, or hunts down some souvenir for his Angel and massively downplays how hard it was to get it.
* POINTS LOUDLY AT THE POST ABOVE IN FIERCEFUL APPROVAL *
this is the true gen z experience
once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”
man and you were only six hours old
Yesterday while out the mall I walked by Hot Topic and in the window was this sweatshirt:
“That is pretty neat,” I thought. “as someone who likes both Rick and Morty and tie dye, I am vaguely interested in buying that.”
But then my senses came to me. As I stood at the window, H&M purchases in one hand and my phone in the other I suffered an Scrubs-like internal monologue.
“What are you doing Max, you can’t wear that to school. It would ruin your reputation as a pretentious boarding school educated Andy Warhol enthusiast. You would be roasted to a crisp. The lads would laugh you into extinction. Even the guys who like Rick and Morty. And if your Tumblr audience saw you wearing that you would be burned to a crisp.”
“But you love that show. That shirt would look great with your overalls. You like Rick and Morty. You wasted several days of your life binge-watching it. When have you ever cared what people thought? Your apathy is your defining feature. Besides, it isn’t as though you create Rick and Morty Musicallys and write incest fanfiction. It’s a shirt. A shirt you like. Buy it, you have money.”
I took two confident steps towards the entrance before I stopped.
“What if while you’re wearing it someone walks up to you and simply says “I’m Pickle Rick!” What will you do? You will punch them. You will be arrested for assault and spend two years in prison. Your life will be ruined. The conviction will mean you cannot get a job. You will have nothing but the shirt on your back. A Rick and Morty shirt.”
I didn’t buy it.
- “The Road Not Taken”, (Robert Frost, 1916)
oh hey it’s august 20 happy birthday to adam young, warlock dowling, and greasy johnson!
wait lmao that means it’s antichristmas
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